This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

These reviews really mystify me. I’m completely captivated.

I’ve never liked that lyric. It’s like saying “I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster.” 

Park City, COLORADO? don’t try to take away our one good thing here in Utah

My favorite Muppet singing trio is Beaker, Animal and the Swedish Chef. Oh, god, their version of Danny Boy has me in stitches every time I watch it.

It’s fine to like MoS and BvS. Everyone has their own guilty pleasures. For example, I enjoy the Nick Cage movie Knowing despite knowing it’s a bad movie. There’s nothing wrong with personally liking objectivity bad movies.

I joke, of course. Thanos and Darkseid are nothing alike. For one, Thanos is purple. Darkseid is grey.

Huh. So the heroes from Earth team up with the heroes from space to take on the super-powerful secret puppetmaster villain who wants ultimate godlike power, but who ends up winning with a shocking cliffhanger, leaving the heroes to have to fight in the ruins left from his victory. Seems like a pretty cool plot, it’s a…

I’m okay with this. Thus, the matter is settled.

Tony wakes up next to a horse’s head.

Why don’t all these people split the difference and have sex with me? I’m gross and unappealing, but I’ve also never killed anybody.

He should go jump off a himself.

She hasn’t seen it, but I know my wife wouldn’t like it.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Black Panther 100% deserves every one of those technical nominations, but Best Picture? Get the fuck out of here.

Given their fondness for Golden Wii videos, I’m surprised it wasn’t found in Germany.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

If people like this are the ones going to heaven, then I’m hereby RSVP-ing for the big gay party in hell, thank you very much.

Yeah but what about anal?

This might be controversial, but I liked Duncan Jones’ Warcraft remake more than the David Bowie original.