Oh man. I’m ashamed to say how much this made me laugh.

Well as Phife once famously said: ”riding on the train with no dough - sucks”, and I think you’d be hard pressed to find somebody that disagrees with that. But as somebody who has experienced success in his chosen artistic field more than once (regional mid-market underground, not multiplatinum or anything) and also…

As someone who once had Harry Potter roleplay sex, complete with our officially licensed robes, scarves, and wands, and setting up our own character names, which house we belonged to, our tragic backstories that led us to boning in my apartment that we pretended was the Room of Requirement, I will not judge Jake's…

The Fonzarennaisance really began with Scream.

Well, this is a family-accessible site, so...

I’m Forrest, Forrest Trump.

I think Rush has an answer for that scenario.

Assuming that most sentient life in the SWU evolved on Earth-like planets at roughly the same distance from their stars (i.e., the “Goldilocks Zone”), it’s safe to assume the various species established a period roughly equivalent to Earth’s rotation around the Sun as a common means of measuring time. What in old space…

JnB tacos are the greatest thing to ever be sold out of a window.

Any word on Spicy Nuggets?

Seconded

I’m gonna play smash until my eyeballs bleed this weekend. Thank you.

“Fairy Tale of New York” is supposed to be about people having a terrible time at Christmas.

Okay, no, she isn’t playing Renee Montoya: that would be actually be Rosie Perez, which you guys also reported on.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple movie goers. These are people of the land. The common clay of America. You know… morons

IMO it’s necessary to bring any and all charges of corruption into impeachment regardless of the outcome in the Senate as that’s the House’s job. Let the republicans in the Senate hang themselves in the next election cycle if they decide to ignore the rife corruption of this administration.

Fucking hell, humans don’t deserve dogs.  Their loyalty, love and kindness is unmatched.  Goodest of boys, good boy!

My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

I know this will sound completely nerdy, but I don’t really care - but isn’t it great to find someone who shares your exact, or almost-exact, viewpoint on... well, anything? It’s such a life affirming feeling.

Spoken like someone who’s never killed their sister in a moment of supreme but unintentional carelessness.