What exactly did he do to earn that distinction, other than *being* the Mayor of NYC when 9/11 happened, anyway?

Prince would have hated this

You need to comment about the stars that comment isn’t getting.

You need to watch the Jazz movies Hollywood isn’t making.

How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

Zuckerberg is like Boy in Little Monsters. A reference no one will get.

“Tom’s ‘Jack’ Off, In Eyes of Author”

Cruise ‘too small’ for more Reacher rounds.

Whenever Cloverfield is offscreen, all the characters should ask “Where’s Cloverfield?”

but consider: evee wear hat

Perhaps he was only standing because it was too uncomfortable to sit.

He sacrificed for money, power and greed. He didn’t do it for us, he did it for the corporate overlords. When the war comes home, then you can say he bravely defended the United States. 

No horror movie can sustain itself past the 95 minute mark.

Know what annoys the hell out of me? People initiating random contact, like forcing hugs on me I in no way initiated, because they think I should smile more or be more outgoing. People have done that to me my entire life, feeling like it’s their place to force some sort of cuddliness out of me that’s just not there.…

My Adam Driver Translator - ‘Ok, I’m kind of intense and not always the guy making everybody laugh. I support the idea of fun. I’m introverted. I’m not a dick about it. I like people. I like my job. I do my job. You know who I’m not? Jared Leto.’

Congrats, you’ve managed to pull the two most esoteric tidbits from this story AND have completely wrong takes on both of them.

That’s why I’m a fan of Pillboy and Donkey Doug’s Double Trouble, the energy drink/body spray hybrid for the thirsty and smelly bro on the go.

How could he ever decide which was the most effective excercise method?

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