Why don’t all these people split the difference and have sex with me? I’m gross and unappealing, but I’ve also never killed anybody.

He should go jump off a himself.

Nah we gotta push through that mess. Can’t let the haters steal the joy of the finale. I loved TLJ and get extra joy out of every rewatch, and it continues to baffle me how violent the negativity is.

She hasn’t seen it, but I know my wife wouldn’t like it.

The one about a tortured depressed wade wilson trying to reconnect with his good side and trying to prevent a mutant child from falling into the dark abyss he fell into a long time ago, while also trying to give second chances to other wayward mutants who never got them in life (albeit only for most of them to die…

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Black Panther 100% deserves every one of those technical nominations, but Best Picture? Get the fuck out of here.

dingers are called figits

ohhhh!  A threat?  Yes, I forgot, I have the ability to give people strokes!  <places index fingers on temples and squints at screen>

Thank you, exactly. People in this day and age don’t seem to understand that “words matter”. Read the words and process them before you come to a judgement.

Given their fondness for Golden Wii videos, I’m surprised it wasn’t found in Germany.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

This is why the first thing I do when entering an AirBnB (and the host is gone) I take a poster of AROD out of my bag, strip down, and get myself to full mast.  If they want a show, they are getting a fucking show.

John didn’t have to go on a murder spree over a dog

Canadian confirmed. Not only polite, but informative and manages a plug for the local area.

I live ~60 miles from Lac Mégantic. I was out that night and when it happened many of us in the venue got calls from local friends and family members to warn us. The smoke was visible from where we were, it was horrible. I lost some extended family, no one I really knew though.

I'd prefer to not be the victim of someone else's natural selection.

If people like this are the ones going to heaven, then I’m hereby RSVP-ing for the big gay party in hell, thank you very much.

Yeah but what about anal?

This might be controversial, but I liked Duncan Jones’ Warcraft remake more than the David Bowie original.