How dare Bill Maher not give Jack Kirby co-credit for destroying society.

Zuckerberg is like Boy in Little Monsters. A reference no one will get.

“Tom’s ‘Jack’ Off, In Eyes of Author”

Cruise ‘too small’ for more Reacher rounds.

Whenever Cloverfield is offscreen, all the characters should ask “Where’s Cloverfield?”

but consider: evee wear hat

Perhaps he was only standing because it was too uncomfortable to sit.

You’d also have to make it so that alt left websites actually created the edited video and then have the Obama PR people take the video as fact. While also ignoring that it wasn’t an assault and that the woman in question got up in his space and reached her hand out while he was gesturing towards the president. Then…

He sacrificed for money, power and greed. He didn’t do it for us, he did it for the corporate overlords. When the war comes home, then you can say he bravely defended the United States. 

No horror movie can sustain itself past the 95 minute mark.

Know what annoys the hell out of me? People initiating random contact, like forcing hugs on me I in no way initiated, because they think I should smile more or be more outgoing. People have done that to me my entire life, feeling like it’s their place to force some sort of cuddliness out of me that’s just not there.…

My Adam Driver Translator - ‘Ok, I’m kind of intense and not always the guy making everybody laugh. I support the idea of fun. I’m introverted. I’m not a dick about it. I like people. I like my job. I do my job. You know who I’m not? Jared Leto.’

Congrats, you’ve managed to pull the two most esoteric tidbits from this story AND have completely wrong takes on both of them.

That’s why I’m a fan of Pillboy and Donkey Doug’s Double Trouble, the energy drink/body spray hybrid for the thirsty and smelly bro on the go.

Heather Langenkamp is one of my favorite underrated scream queens. The series is always better with her I think.

Dude, if the crux of your argument is “he says”. . . .

How could he ever decide which was the most effective excercise method?

“The action-packed tale of ‘Mega’ Manfred Jones (Mark Wahlberg), a no-nonsense cop with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. One day, when Manfred loses his hand in a drug bust gone south, he’s enlisted in a secret government program to blend ballistics with prosthetics, headed by Cal ‘Light’ Toren (Jonah…

A random comment on a blog will definitely arrest the organic evolution of the English language. Good work!

Can we please stop adding gate to things. Watergate was the name of the hotel, not Nixon having an issue with water lol