I would MUCH rather watch a show that’s a story about a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world, one that explores why, exactly, she looks so sad in photographs.

I have found a great many of your opinions confusing, but this is an outright terrible take.  What is your boggle, Alex McLevy?  Demolition Man is an amazing movie on every level.

Oh, he knows it. He’s using the fact that she likely didn’t speak up to keep her job, i.e. that she was FORCED into an incredibly difficult choice by the actions of T.J. Miller and the failure of his castmates to correct it, as a WEAPON against her and saying it if T.J. Miller hurt anyone else (and if his castmates…

It should have just been called The Joker since that was obviously the more interesting character to Nolan

Yes.  All of the M. Night movies do take place in the same universe.  It is called “Philadelphia”, and it is terrifying.

They made a specific political statement and made a promise to end a practice in order to influence consumer behavior, which turned out to be a complete lie. This is dishonest and a shitty business practice. Deflecting this onto “rules” about businesses is also dishonest because you’re pretending you don’t understand…

A Heil Talkbox mostly, in combination with vocoders and auto-tune. They used Auto-Tune for Julian Casablanca.

Take it from me and don’t get your hopes up...having said the same thing going into every birthday party I’ve had in my adult life, it never is, and you’ll only end up disappointed.

Who’s worse, the person who posts the worst tweet ever, or the person who posts an entire article about the worst tweet ever?

Comment about how an A.V. Club article on over-the-top reactions to The Last Jedi somehow discounted my actual legitimate criticisms of The Last Jedi, and I must now go into detail in recounting those legitimate criticisms to make clear my views on The Last Jedi.

Goodbye, Yellow Stained Sheet

Tiny Hands-er

...that’s not how military command works.

To (long) quote Film Crit Hulk from his latest essay: Poe: At the start of the film, Poe is still the brave hotshot pilot from The Force Awakens (who didn’t even have an arc at all in the last film, nor anything to really do, but that didn’t seem to bother these complainers…

If they’re so against abortions, why do they keep making these movies?

Oh, get out. Luke had a few minutes of training with Obi Wan in ANH, a few days with Yoda in ESB, and while time had passed in RotJ, he was entirely self-trained in that time, defeating the jedi who wiped out all the rest of the Jedi. Rey had grown up her entire life defending herself, and easily dispatched multiple…

She grew up defending herself from scavengers on Jakku. Rey’s biggest victories are over an injured Kylo Ren and an aged Luke Skywalker who was cut off from the Force. TLJ even goes out of its way to show Ren is a stronger fighter in the throne room scene, when he takes on more guards. The conversation always devolves…

Nothing explains Anakin’s abilities, his power, his superior fighting skills to that of anyone we’ve seen in these films. or his connection to the force. Nothing. Not. A. Thing. But it’s okay because to call this out subtly suggests some basement-boy consternation with a male lead. Every time it’s brought up, it’s…

Nothing explains Luke’s abilities, his power, his superior fighting skills to that of anyone we’ve seen in these films. or his connection to the force. Nothing. Not. A. Thing. But it’s okay because to call this out subtly suggests some basement-boy consternation with a male lead. Every time it’s brought up, it’s…

“’Twas a full moon, and something just gets into the blood.”

He can change his name all he likes, but that’s fucking Snowball.