Mate, go outside and enjoy the sunshine, and don’t worry about discussing the fictional wizards

Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

“contradicts everything we know about how the force is supposed to work, re-writes beloved characters in ways that don’t feel right, and even seem to contradict each other in strange ways”

You could say the same about Nintendo, except they actually allow cross-play.

My wife and others always make fun of me but I refuse to kill spiders because they are good luck and trap unwanted flying pests in their webs. Whenever my wife finds a spider, she flails around the house in horror as I delicately trap it in a paper towel to escort it outside.

Claiming credit for producing a Don Quixote movie, when that movie was actually produced by someone else, is known in the business as “pulling a Windmilli Vanilli.”

BS. In France, they call the Court of Appeals a Royale with Appeals. Because of the metric system.

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

No, you’re lame.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

counterpoint: the distinction is incredibly unimportant. you’re making it about you.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

“Things were always this bad. Which is why it’s no big deal now.”

Yeah, based on Nicholson’s first scene in the Shining I assumed he’d already killed at least nine people.

That’s how I feel about A Serbian Film. I am not bothered by what happens in it, but that it is a very poorly made movie. It is so obsessed with trying to be shocking, it doesn’t try to do anything to support its story.

The only preparation this fool is familiar with is the stuff he has Eric smear on his asshole.

“I’ve gor a FEVER! And the only prescription is more cowbell! But I will pay for my cowbell treatment myself and not expect the government to subsidise it, because I’m not a damn communist.”

Your audition tape has been received, and looks like you’ll be hosting the first month! Congratulations!

Saw a bunch of Birds lined up down the street as I was out for coffee the other day. This was my reaction.

“You know usually when you’re talking about inflation, you guys, you probably notice, you know, is that a good thing or ... not a good thing?”