In the words of Troy from Community, “Oh, and for the record, there was an episode of Happy Days where a guy literally jumped over a shark, and it was the best one.” 

Thermo Fisher CEO Marc Casper, who sent the email below, earned $59 million in cash and stock compensation in 2016.

Oh cool, a bunch of links to lists of things that aren’t actually plot holes. I’ll go ahead and link the very first one, I guess: https://www.cbr.com/last-jedi-plot-holes/

Do you know what a plot hole is? Because the movie didn’t have any. Plot conveniences, sure. Plot contrivances? I mean, that’s what I think a lot of people are arguing. But no plot holes.

This is probably gonna be an unpopular answer but my favourite game level has gotta be Ravenholm in Half-Life 2

Missed a great opportunity to teach your kid about hard work, earning your rewards, and knowing that you can’t always get everything you want. I know this because I have no kids, that makes me an expert on this.

Black Velvetopia from Psychonauts. The art design of that level was so far removed from a game that already had a lot of excellent scenery that I was actually stunned when I first entered it.

I’m told there was also sexual misconduct on the production of Chubby Rain.

It would take about half the time to leave a yelp review as it did for you to type that comment.

What makes a place a shithole? Unsanitary living conditions? Poverty? Poor medical care? Because Haiti has all of that. It also has a ton of natural beauty, great weather, and friendly people. Is that a shithole?

And is a wealthy country with a high standard of living that also has centuries-long legacies of jingoism…

Voting in November and trolling the President in January are not mutually exclusive things. People can do both.

That wasn’t the reason Trump called the place a shithole, though. It was the people. All Conan has to do is show the people of Haiti to protest Trump’s statement.

I finished Metroid: Samus Returns. I had heard that the ending was great, though I didn’t find it to be particularly memorable. That being said, the ending was almost entirely tangential to the gameplay experience, which was fantastic. 360 degree aiming, melee counters, aeion abilities and the environmental depth…

He’s gonna shake that crime stick at a bunch of goofballs!

We’re Earthlings! Blow up Earth things!

This girl wouldn’t know jizz if it flew up and hit her in the face.

...states that lobsters now must be “stunned” before they are killed.

Fire around a wooden roller coaster?

I absolutely adore the original. It seems to me that everything after just kind of lost track of who and what the cenobites were, at least in my mind. I always saw them as beings that existed for pure sensation, where pleasure and pain meet, completely devoid of any morality. “You called, we came”, not out of justice,…

A movie where Luke Skywalker drinks milk out of alien boobs seems “focus-grouped” to you?