STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

“I have a very particular set of skillets.”

MacGruber is the funniest stupid movie I have ever seen and I will die on that hill until I’m dead.

Liam Neeson in: Green Eggs and Ham

Okay, choice time: Her head on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body or his head on her body?

She’s right that Manny Jacinto is a truly beautiful human specimen. I’d love to spend a little time hanging out in his Bud Hole.

I frequently think of Uncle Jack when I hear that asshole indirectly referring to his giant hands. Sunny is good for pretty much everything.

I suddenly have this vision of Donald Trump wearing fake, giant hands, like Charlie Kelly’s Uncle Jack.

Was that while simultaneously shooting a 24 on 18 holes at Augusta?

This movie is only good if everyone doesn’t know that their parents are someone we are already familiar with. Star Wars should be about constantly reliving this one twist from just one movie in the series.

Pretty much.

The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

Dude, your argument completely rests on the writers creating a completely different character and then deciding to do exactly the same things with that character. What purpose would that serve other than abiding by the rules of this scenario you’ve created in order to win an argument on the internet?

What’s not what you said? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING.

Not only that, but like... they make him a freaking general!? like how many fucking people in the alliance were thinking “who the fuck is this motherfucker cutting me!?” Like... people who have probably risked their lives for the Rebellion for years and then this bitch shows up like “eeey....””

People who think Rian hates Luke saw a different movie than I did. Luke was treated far better than the way Han was treated in TFA imo and I loved TFA but Han was supposed to be the OT character focused on in TFA and he never got the same kind of layered characterization that Johnson chose to gave Luke. Also, actors…

that brush of the shoulders was one of my favourite moments of the entire movie

You could invent a new way to pronounce it, such as few-TEE-lay. Problem solved

Wrong, it’s Blue Jays first-baseman Justin Smoak.

“I didn’t read the article so it’s not my fault my comment was completely misinformed” isn’t a defense.