It’s just an hour and a half of Devil-jackal lovin’.

A relentless deathmatch between two vicious, rabid beasts:

Those are dating sites.

“And my other boys are probably gonna look like nerdy white guys.”

You got so many things wrong in one comment.

with new Funky Mode

Same, but my camera is covered with an angry face emoji printed on a label maker.

Several years ago, I talked with my wife about how the next religion would get started and brainstormed an anonymous internet-based figure that is only represented by a single image or character and how easy it would be to get people to join.

Unless Microsoft buys Tig Tog, it’s BANNED

Annabelle is clearly just Chucky and Tiffany’s daughter Glenda with a new name.

Blueberry, no frosting, toasted with butter. Might be too close to breakfast for some, but it’s close to perfect for me.

He hasn’t eaten a Super Mushroom yet.

Here is what I said again:

Pro-tip: you don’t need sharps or flats to make “Funky Town” your island theme.

I didn’t say it was a good one.

Get a bucket and a mop, that’s some Walnuts And Peanuts.

He might not pull it off as well as them, but there’s no need to defend the article. Barsanti literally wrote “Efron doesn’t have a mustache” in an article where the picture is of Efron with a mustache.

No, it still makes no sense.

It’s not just the belief in family, it’s also the knowledge that there’s an ice cold Corona waiting for you at the end of a job well done.

I mean, the person quoted in OP’s comment did: