They don’t give you those tests unless a doctor deems it necessary. The question should be why did doctors think Trump needed to be tested?

It can be tricky, but if you can get someone to let you in the back door of porn school, you can get a leg up and finish Cum Laude.

Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

The other way around. 50 Shades was Twilight fan-fic.

At no point did Praxinoscope say public schools are useless or have no benefits for kids, so the take that you are scoffing at is one you made up.

I love this movie. I could never recommend this movie to any other person.

To give the Pope something to do while he shits.

“My favorite meat is hot dog.” - Mitt Romney

Ouija: Origin of Evil is a good prequel. (This is a serious comment, not a joke.)

I’ll watch it if it’s just SVU but Ice-T runs really fast.

I mean, those you know, I really thought it was Storming the Bastille that we would be dead and the house would be burned and there was nothing we could do about it. It was a huge and frightening crowd.

Even if he just saw tremendous enthusiasm from his supporters, his tremendously enthusiastic supporters are the ones who yell white power. THEY ARE DEPLORABLE.

Hey, calm down, buddy. No need to get so angry.

She played the character exactly as its represented in the Twilight books. She did a great job, but the character and story is abysmal. Same with Robert Pattinson. They got paid to play awful characters and they did exactly as directed.

I could also drive to Colorado, buy some weed gummies, drive back home, each some gummies and get on the plane, but that would also be needlessly expensive and dumb.

You realize that you don’t need to see a doctor to drink a bloody mary, right?

“also, an engagement? way to slide that one in there”

You realize they don’t just serve Valium, yeah? You need a prescription for that?

It absolutely is a central theme of all X-Men movies featuring Magneto and Professor X. That’s the core of their entire conflict. Professor X believing in equal rights to humans vs Magneto fighting for supremacy over humans. The only X-Men movies you can say don’t feature that as a theme are the Wolverine standalone…