Sorry if this comes across as being a pedantic dick, but that is not a black woman modelling a You Ain’t Black shirt. That is a black woman in a stock photo who has had You Ain’t Black photoshopped onto the plain white shirt she was wearing.

Hey, that’s not fair. Bane was an incredibly intelligent immigrant who was strong enough to literally break Batman. Trump is... not that.

Yes, I am going all in on the whole movie itself being a palindrome. It will end where it began. I have no idea how that could work, but I believe Nolan would try it.

I like when the robot has a gun. No, a gun isn’t integrated into the structure of the robot. The robot holds a pistol:

Too bad he used too small a slice when he had that huge mudpie.

If your name goes on the checks, it should go on the body bags as well.

Being married to ScarJo keeps you youthful.

These movies still made a lot of worms and bones, though.

“Please stop trying to put Gwyneth in a box!”

Or maybe a Kelsey Grammer in Boss cameo?

They did not.

I liked Hobbs & Shaw. Also, F&F movies are not supposed to make you cry with tributes to Paul Walker every time. That happened one time, because he died shortly before. Not sure why the two things listed that F&F is supposed to do are inspiring passionate defense and a death-tribute that happened one time. F&F is…

Yeah, you don’t need no goddamn humanoid legs to want to fuck a lion. Wait, what? Where are you taking me?

IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE OF FLIPPER BABIES

Brain Candy is excellent. I accept no other answers.

Drunkenly shooting a gun is a fire-able offense, yes.

YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, YOU GET. MY WIFE’S. NAME. RIGHT.

I hate that I never once thought of this. Thank you for this gift.

3 rural teenagers is the best possible survey results you could ask for, that’s for sure.

Obviously, 90% of cases are causing a wacky confused smirk on patients. This is confirmation that The Joker is patient zero.