This one’s mine as well.

That scene with Diane Keaton is one of my favorites. In fact, one of the lines I can’t shake is her saying, “It was an abortion, Michael. Just like this marriage was an abortion.” It’s heartbreakingly brilliant.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE OPINION IS VALID. YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL.

Before Angela met Jon, everyone she ever loved or started to trust would die in front of her. She became a cop and obsessed with justice because she knew the world wouldn’t give her justice unless she did it herself. She never wanted to see anyone suffer the heartache she felt when her parents died, so she performs…

Anyone arguing over whether or not Angela got the powers is wasting their time. She got the powers. There is nothing in the show to suggest otherwise and not getting them would undercut everything that came before. Just because they don’t show her walking on water doesn’t mean it’s ambiguous. The show simply wouldn’t…

This season of Family Guy has not been funny. American Dad and Always Sunny have been great. Disco is good.

Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!

I don’t have a problem with Kylo getting a redemption arc, but I still think kissing Space Hitler is a bad idea, even if he says sorry first.

I can’t wait to hear less-good versions of all his hits! Hopefully on par with the Jonas Brothers EWF cover.

Sheev hangs dong in the new season.

I love Evolution.

The network showed a photo of late Maryland Rep. Elijah Cummings, who died in October at 68, when referring to Georgia Democrat John Lewis.

Is it? Sounds more like a dick claiming others’ opinions are suspect:

I’m not even certain I’d call him overrated. I can’t think of a single person who talks about Abrams as a good director. The best I’ve ever heard (granted this is anecdotal evidence, so completely worthless) is that he’s fine. But for some reason, “fine” has given him the keys to two of the most beloved sci-fi…

I got to see him on this tour twice in Dallas (4/2/2004 and 6/11/2004). Loved the acoustic set and it was just as full of charm and humor at those shows as it is in this video.

For me, it’s about Marketable Laser Swords, but you do you.

The Twilight movies are awful, obviously, but I would argue that Pattz is actually good in them. I read the books out of a morbid curiosity, and he plays Edward exactly as written in the book. Yeah, it’s a creepy, obnoxious, breathy, terrible performance, but that’s the character. Kristin Stewart also nailed the…

I wept through the entire second half. Just absolutely ugly-face, tears streaming directly into my own mouth open in a hideous kidney shape crying.

I am not sure if she was ever abused by their father, but the fact that her screenname (not to mention her iconic heart-shaped sunglasses) is Dolores Haze (the eponymous Lolita) suggests that there was abuse at some point in her life.