“Billionaires in wine caves have as much right to say who gets to be president as waitresses in diners and plumbers in my bathroom.”

“I actually didn’t know that about you”

There is no one else who could play this role. This is one of the only biopics that I will be interested in.

“elitist liberal wing of evangelicalism”

If the enjoyment of a story is ruined by knowing a detail ahead of time, it was a bad story. Twists should be effective even if you know them ahead of time, because they are effective for the characters. If the twist is not effect for the characters, then it is not effective for the viewer for any other reason than to…

nOt EvErYtHiNg NeEdS tO bE pOlItIcAl

Can I get that back, by the way?

Hands down.

I’m confused. Did Disney run out of money to pay critics to write good reviews???

TC Tuggers’s dad didn’t need to do the oral.

If Has This Ever Happened to You doesn’t win Sketch of the Year, I will literally kill myself.

little tuna can

What if they walked around on all fours, but still had the human hands and feet? Would that be okay?

I really hope they find a way to renew it. I know it got cancelled on TBS, but I am really invested in that family. Nate singing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” while getting a handjob is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen.

I can certainly understand that disappointment. But Maul was a badass bright spot of a bad movie with a unique look and lightsaber and who was shown being an actual threat, so him getting knocked out early was a definite disappointment. Snoke was a semi-mysterious blob of CGI doing a rehashed Palpa-routine over a kid…

Okay. I never felt like Snoke seemed like that big of a deal and felt like reheated Palpatine leftovers. His backstory wouldn’t have made him any more interesting than Palpatine’s did for him, so I find it way more interesting to have Kylo Ren take his mentor out early than have it be a rehash of the climax of ROTJ.

The movie doesn’t say “This doesn’t matter”. The villains say that. The heroes are tempted by that view, but ultimately go against it.

Don’t you know? Every sequel must be ten times the spectacle to be successful.