If it helps at all, this is absolutely the first time I’ve ever been first to such an obvious punchline on this site.

Wu-Tang Babies

Obviously, the pineapple is the slut.

With even more Jason Statham. Maybe have every other character except Melissa McCarthy’s go into the Face-Off machine and have everyone played by Jason Statham.

I lost my dad a month ago too. It’s been unbelievably difficult. So sorry for your loss.

Uhhhhh, what?

Sure, but Scorsese has made a mob movie in 2019. What a risk he took with that one. /s

Still wrong, Woody and Mia never married. He married the adopted daughter of his ex-girlfriend.

No, he did not marry his adopted daughter. She was only adopted by Mia, not by Woody.

What on earth are you talking about? On what planet does Scream 3 take itself too seriously? It’s by far the silliest. The studio specifically forced them to add significantly more comedy (even if it’s not as successfully funny as the others) and use way less blood than the others. It’s essentially one large slapstick…

Actual debates have been attempted in good faith. The ones doing the shutting down are boomers, i.e. Climate change, inherent racism in the police, etc. Boomers do not listen, and yet it’s the responsibility of the younger generation to continue screaming at a brick wall.

It might be the worst one, but it’s still much better than the worst movie in most other horror franchises.

They don’t hyave thyis myoneeeeeyyyy

It’s almost like that was the joke. That these reprehensible people are better than the administration. I dunno, though. Hard to say. Maybe we should analyze it and extrapolate it further to wring out every drop of delicious comedy.

The Gemstones have way more integrity than anyone involved in this Administration. Especially Judy.

It is the definition of cinema. If you or Martin want to argue differently, well, that’s not how words work.

I am not, because I understand that words can have more than one definition, you fucking knob.

He is terrible in Jupiter Ascending, but unlike any other movie he is in, I love it, because it is a movie about a Queen of the Space Bees (Mila Kunis) falling in love with a Space-Werewolf (Channing Tatum) who flies around on hovering light-rollerblades and fighting with her grandfather who wants to eat her juices to…