Yes, what makes men horny is the most important thing. /s

My wife and I have played the first Overcooked a handful of times. Each time has resulted in absolutely insane giggling between the two of us, but between the stress and gut-busting laugher, she ends up with a massive headache. So while we can absolutely appreciate these games, I doubt we’ll ever see beyond the first…

Wes Craven was the best. Scream 2 is a deconstruction of horror movie sequels, as Scream was a deconstruction of slasher movies, but Scream 2 is also a straight deconstruction of Scream-itself, becoming an extra level of meta deconstruction.

I watch this sketch every time I see Gremlins 2 mentioned. And I run in circles where Gremlins 2 is mentioned a LOT.

Oh shit, Raul Esparza reads audiobooks? Gonna check that out now.

The Talisman was a struggle for me to get through, but I eventually liked it okay. I loved the sequel, Black House, though.

The horror bits are not any good. The character development is rather lovely, though.

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? If they would rather die, then they better do it and decrease the surplus population.

Oh, like Fred Trump never would have allowed his wife to read his son a book about brown people.

Every time I see an ad for his perfume, I think it says “Sausage” and that definitely seems like Johnny Depp’s signature smell.

WHAT. THE DOUBLE DECKER TACO. NO. THAT IS NOT OKAY. THAT HAS BEEN MAH BOI SINCE I WAS TEN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey! I went to UT Austin!

I love Al. He’s good people.

Specter Knight is excellent and well worth playing. Even if you’re playing through the same world, the mechanics are completely different and the story is great. What I played of Plague Knight was fun too, but I never got the mechanics to click as well as either Shovel or Specter, so I didn’t complete it. But they are…

They replaced the skin on the KAC-Bot. Her face was deteriorating from the abrasive poison emanating from Trump’s asshole as she continually leaned in to lick up his bullshit.

This show is dumb. This season will be dumb. I will watch every episode, as I have every previous episode. None of it will make sense. I will have a good time. 

It’s not weird.

Hey, even with shitty CGI, I’m down to watch some dogs kiss.

Any chance I can get a deal on a refurbished ex-Rudd? I’d like to try out a Nude Tayne.

It is an incredibly bland album that’s just catchy enough to never leave the radio for the next 3 years. Choose Carly Rae Jepsen, you milquetoast fucks.