Every time I have snorted and shot up a big bowl of weed, I’ve pooped my mouth.

It definitely is referencing that Spider-Man. That Spider-Man is what is referred to when using the #SaveSpiderman. People aren’t tweeting about bringing Andrew Garfield back.

Schools have often been built using similar designs to prisons specifically so there would not be many hiding spaces for safety reasons. I don’t know if designing a school with more hiding places is better or worse, but I do know it’s not the fucking solution to fix mass shootings.

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Even the argument that the death penalty saves a few bucks is wrong. Since it is the only truly irreversible punishment, the Constitution requires a lengthy trial process, followed by mandatory review. The appeals process usually takes decades.

Californians have been doing their raking, I see.

Your ellipsis intentionally left out the phrase “well regulated”.

Not that strange. Babe: Pig in the City was directed by Mad Max’s George Miller.

Me too. I love this dumb franchise so much and Tokyo Drift is probably top 3 for me? I think this is my official ranking, from best to worst:

The events of Tokyo Drift occur in 2014 (not specified in the film, but later retconned to that time). In that year, Sean Boswell (Lucas Black) would be 17. At the end of that film, Han Seoul-Oh dies and the pain is so deep, Sean ages 9 years instantly for a negligible cameo in Furious 7.

Sounds like you’re complaining. Hope you don’t make a habit out of it.

Last year, I went to Knott’s Berry Farm with my wife during their Halloween Knott’s Scary Farm event, where the whole theme park is turned into a haunted house. It was a blast watching as kids got the absolute shit scared out of them by clown zombies and other beasts of the night.

We were walking to the next thing we…

The timeline of the F&F movies is weird. Chronologically, the order of the movies is 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 3, 7, 8. Han dies in 3, but the truth about his death is revealed in 6.

Despite what you might think, none of your thoughts are important enough to warrant a single paragraph, let alone a paragraph for each worthless dump your brain takes.

By asking “whatever happened to ‘when they go low, we go high,’” Kevin McCarthy is explicitly admitting that the Republican party takes the low road and he expects no pushback. They know they are disgusting low-lives and they take pride in it. We already knew this, of course, and it will have no effect on their base,…

“Diesel has been in every single Fast and Furious movie so far”

Or?

John Goddamn Wick could get every bone in his body shattered and still come back to murder you with a writing utensil.

Of fucking course, it’s assault, not just creepy. Consent happens before sexual contact, not after, dipshit.

Natasha Lyonne, creator and star of one of the highest rated TV shows and listed as one of AV Club’s best shows of 2019 so far (https://tv.avclub.com/the-best-tv-of-2019-so-far-1835661594), has the audacity to try directing (oh, she directed the season finale of that show too? What?). Shouldn’t she be playing with…