As someone who has played both Portal games countless times, hard disagree.

It was a picnic, Michael! Just like this marriage was a picnic!

Shut up, child. I was 22 when the MCU started.

Yes, it is the same. Multiple people are making the accusation. You can’t semantics your way out of this. Only one person was allegedly assaulted. That’s the ultimate point you’re trying to make, but you also want to win points by pointing out how Hughes was wrong. He wasn’t, in this case.

Well, yeah, you’re doing it wrong. You pour the wine into the cereal to unlock the right flavor combo.

Title of Han’s sex tape.

Once you get that picture downloaded, though, toss that bitch on a floppy with 3 or 4 other titty pics and baby, you got a stew goin’.

But it is people plural making the accusation. It’s only one person who was allegedly assaulted, but multiple people have made and continue to make the accusation.

Great, so now when I step on a Lego in the middle of the night, I won’t be able to pick it up.

Counterpoint: velociraptors.

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I hate that one song he wrote during that period, “Hey There Delilah”.

ONLY MY MUSICAL TASTE IS CORRECT

The only things Trump has ever 69'd are Ivanka and a pile of hamberders. And afterward he claimed it was more like a 75 or 80, much better than Obama’s numbers.

That’s... That’s not what I said at all. It’s not that there are only two levels. Obviously, people are at many different levels of wealth. And before you make up some bullshit about me equating wealth with worth, no, that’s not what I mean either. The simple fact is, if you are wealthier, you do not have to worry…

By digitally replacing the face of a dead person with the face of a live person, DUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Nice attempt to deflect. Never said money buys true happiness, not even close.

Really? Kind of obvious, no? It’s very easy to be optimistic when you can pay to end your own suffering at every step.

I watch it yearly on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s perfect.