Sure, most from the series are probably dead naturally. Snow Buddies killed puppies through negligence: https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/12/snow-buddies-killed-five-puppies

The dogs in Snow Buddies died.

That’s how you know the Hollywood Boulevard Batmen aren’t the real deal. Batman don’t Batman during the day.

So many people I know pronounce it that way. Drives me nuts. It’s a biographical picture, not like a biopsy or something.

Kalifornia Pennsylvania State is not a great school, but they have killer parties.

THIS GUY SPELLS IT YOGHURT. HE’S ONE OF THEM.

Clearly, the pineapple is the slut.

My girlfriend literally says “I don’t want to be Final Destination’d” every time she sees a vehicle with any precariously stacked items being towed, while she changes lanes and speeds past.

I personally feel that Scream is the most consistently great horror franchise (I even love 4), but I still love this one.

I’m sorry your son has to grow up in such a xenophobic environment. I hope your poor child can escape your hostile worldview before it infects their own.

Except if he gets all of the money, then he’ll have enough to plan a three-factory heist to get the supplies for Double Trouble. He should get the money so we have the opportunity to both it.

I don’t think they reduced the conspiracy to that one psychopath at all. They explicitly state at the end that the case will never be fully resolved, that they will never find every person involved in the conspiracy to cover up the murders. Yes, the Carcosa mysticism can pretty much all be traced back to the one…

I’m a Dr. Poper man, myself.

God damn it, you assholes, this month AND EVERY MONTH THEREAFTER is TRUCK MONTH. Don’t you dare forget it.

Absolutely! “Fairy Tale of New York” is intentionally skeezy to show the reality for a lot of people during the holidays. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is unintentionally skeezy and people use the “unintentional” part of that to argue that there’s nothing wrong with it rather than doing the work to contextualize it and…

It’s a different context. “Fairy Tale of New York” is supposed to be about people having a terrible time at Christmas. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is supposed to be romantic, but comes off creepy.

For Janet’s sanity, yeah, I think Jason needs to divorce Tahani. Otherwise, that marriage may just hang over their heads causing resentment and distrust, resulting in even more cacti than you would ever know what to do with. You don’t want jealousy-based glitches to happen, do you?

He clearly disassociated. A phone call was never going to happen. Shit, he left her body in the car overnight and just went to bed (not sure he ever actually even went to sleep). Dude was basically a vegetable from the moment she lost her head to the moment Toni Collette wailed at discovering the body.

Isn’t that kind of the point of Homecoming, though? The high-tech suit absolutely has too many bells and whistles, which is why Peter fails so spectacularly when he wears it. It’s only when he strips down to his bare-bones homemade suit that he actually becomes a hero and not just a kid way in over his head.