This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Slow clap for your candid reminder of how brutal pushing out a human being can be on a woman’s body! Your description literally induced flashbacks and made me realize that at six weeks postpartum I wasn’t even remotely ready to return to my sex life, not to mention my full time career. . .and that was just physically.…

Except Donald Trump’s idea of paternity is writing checks to pay for the child. And let’s not forget that Ivanka and her husband recently left three young children (including a four-month-old baby) at home to go vacation in Europe with Wendi Murdoch, so the idea of taking time off to bond with a baby has probably…

What the hell do new fathers need paternity leave for? It’s not like they’re been going to be changing diapers or anything. - The Donald

We don’t need maternity leave. The science is still out on whether replenishing the human race is a good idea. Why commit ourselves to new laws before all the facts are in?

Why is this plan focused on giving the birth mother time to recuperate? Childbirth doesn’t usually require 6 WEEKS to recuperate from, unless you count not being able to have vaginal sex as debilitating (which Trump might, who knows). Maternity/paternity leave is primarily about bonding with your baby and being…