“You mean to say that after all that, you are really going to be the kind of woman who the baker won’t let near the bread?” is my favorite sentence in all of literature.

You ever seen a 13 year old boy in Hot Topic trying really hard to be cool and edgy? Now imagine a world where everyone thinks that that kid is the best thing ever and you got Suicide Squad. Also abuse=loves.

Galadriel/Bavmorda 2016: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR

if that ever happens to me, like ever

Also, stop playing Pachelbel’s Canon at weddings. Ever. Burn all the sheet music and recordings.

pretty much the only reason i want to be famous is so then i can see who comes out of the woodwork, just so i can then shut them down hard.

less Fleetwood Mac and more Katy Perry

What a bunch of freaky fish guys and gals.

Mr Meowgi is the one true master

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

Her junior partner:

I hope Biden, in a welcoming gesture/passing of the torch, has new VP Castro come to DE and join him for a train ride and some coffee. They’ll stop at Joe’s favorite café (Wawa), kiss some babies, shake hands with the locals, do donuts in Joe’s Corvette—just really prepare Castro to take over under President Clinton.

This is nothing, during that school’s production of Les Mis Jean Valjean ended up accidentally toiling in a prop chain gang for years. Don’t even get me started on what happened to the Fiddler on the Roof.

Am I the only one that kind of wants a zany, fun Batman? Like the old 60s TV show? Or a family friendly Superman where he’s the giant boy scout he was written as? I’m getting more and more weary of the dark, grimy, grimdark portrayls.

Skunk Boy!!!

We went to church ALL THE TIME growing up, and the problem with reading kids the Bible is that they absorb it all, but don’t know what it means.

If all this leads to me getting laudanum filled chocolates in my life, I'm a happy cramper.

Don’t forget the Hong Kong Cavaliers! Jeff Goldblum’s chaps took the fleece of 11 alpacas!

Thank you for reminding me about this! I remember reading about it a few months ago when James Franco announced he was doing a movie based on—I thought—The Room. Turns out he’s making a movie about this book, which means I definitely need to read it before it’s potentially bastardized! 😬