No one's slick as Gaston

What? Stephanie Meyer you keep your filthy claws off of Stranger With My Face and Summer of Fear and Daughters of Eve. You hear me? OFF.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

Describe in single words. Only the good things that come to your mind. About your mother.

I almost bit on that you magnificent bastard.

Typical right-wing media trying to force their gun-peens down the throats of children.

Cannot check comments anymore, they are filling with pictures of spiders.

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

I think the "daughters, sisters and wives" part was an attempt to get your average 'Merican dude out of their own head and thinking about assault in terms of how it could affect someone he loves. Many people here have a much larger vocabulary to support discussions about sexual assault, and a much more nuanced…

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Please tell me you are joking. Dear god please say you are joking.

I'm sorry to upset you but he's been cheating on you with me for, like, forever.

There's so much butt hurt here. Many of you are playing into the ironic comedy of the comic. So many blatant posts "I don't see why people find that interesting" - quite possibly the most self centered statement of the day. The comic obviously plays on societys stereotypes of gamers, and your typical NFL sports…

It had to be said.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.

We have Gummysign the likes of which God has never seen!