Please tell me you are joking. Dear god please say you are joking.

Hey, Rob! Here's some inspiration for your next article:

Rob Bricken, your io9 account may have been hacked.

I'm sorry to upset you but he's been cheating on you with me for, like, forever.

I do! I pull it open and expose the gross eye goop underneath and everything!!

-Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
-No, it’s not!
- It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.
- You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me!

"Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife.
Damned is your soul, and doomed is your life!"

"I'm gonna stuff you into a blender, push puree then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker, and when he says "Mmmm, what's you're secret?" I'm gonna say-

Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

"I guess she didn't like the cornbread either." - Frost

Name: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

"LOOK INTO MY EYE"

I say that all the time, and it's always as confusing and weird as when Apone says it, because nobody understands what I'm referencing.

It had to be said.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.

We have Gummysign the likes of which God has never seen!