Please tell me you are joking. Dear god please say you are joking.

I'm sorry to upset you but he's been cheating on you with me for, like, forever.

There's so much butt hurt here. Many of you are playing into the ironic comedy of the comic. So many blatant posts "I don't see why people find that interesting" - quite possibly the most self centered statement of the day. The comic obviously plays on societys stereotypes of gamers, and your typical NFL sports…

There is a Pulitzer Prize winning short story in there.

My boyfriend is from a small town in rural Wisconsin, and earlier this week one of their police officers was arrested for robbing the local bank for the third time. Yeah, it took them three times to catch him, and he committed the crime in the very town he was "serving". *facepalm*

So, they don't have those small blue bag dispensers you put on your leash there in CA? Cause we even have them here in the backwoods of TExas.

Uuuh or use the little dog poop bags? The ones that are biodegradable(ish). That's what most dog owners do...

Multnomah County in Oregon (home to Portland) banned plastic bags over a year ago. So far, they're doing just fine on the dog shit front.

Well, they do make dog poop bags. Because, of course they do. ::grin::

"Kay, Bridesmaids, stand on the green marker. You're going to be soaking bouquets so the rest of the wedding avoids that damage. Pop cooldowns if you need to. Groomsmen, stand on blue. You'll be gently ribbing the Groom, making sure he stays buffed with [Nervous As FUCK]. Priest will stand at the purple marker and at…

Can we talk a out spin a second, Jez.

It had to be said.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.

We have Gummysign the likes of which God has never seen!