Vanille. Nuff said.

Had exactly ONE shot in Greece in 1999 (deployed with the Navy), so I could say I did so. Friends of mine a) had multiple shots and b) did not eat before taking said shots.

Let’s just say they weren’t allowed off the boat at the next port. LOL

Look on the bright side. He could’ve issued it in Wingdings.

Did this up until about 2002. Was at a stop light in Williamsburg, VA, where it wasn’t all that odd to see Mary Ball or George Washington at the light (y’know, colonial and all that).

Looked at a car, then away - then right back. Saw four clowns in a car, but the odd thing was that they all sat stiff as a board, heads…

Thanks for the chuckle. :)

No kidding. I’m no Trump fan but good LORD you would think the Antichrist could take lessons from him, the way people go on and on about him - or on ANY site owned by Gawker.

From 2003 to 2008 I lived right next door to Yellville (in Mountain Home, AR.)

This is right down their alley. LOL

And then there are those of us who couldn’t give two shits about someone else’s hair, much less want to touch it.

This sh*t is why I don’t work alone with women without letting my wife know, and why I always ask permission when I’d like to give someone of the opposite sex a hug (other than my wife/family). No, it’s not because I suffer from lust and just can’t control myself (LOL). It’s because I respect my wife and other women…

What is odd, though, is that I’ve been beta-testing IOS’s since about iOS 6, and without a doubt, iOS 11 (which I’ve been running since beta 2) has by FAR been the most stable beta I’ve ever tested. (Running it on an iPhone 6, about to be replaced by an 8.)

I’ve got a 6, and I’ve been running iOS 11 on it since beta 2. Looking forward to buying the 8, as a) I need a new phone (lol) and b) iOS 11 has, frankly, been stable as hell.

More amazing than the fact that a mayor is riding a lawn mower while drunk....is the fact that it WASN’T Florida Man™ this time.

YES. This guy is awesome.

(Or this girl, or this non-gender-specific being....see what I did there...)

Speaking for many veterans, ‘Hey assholes!’ is a common and sometimes preferred form of greeting.

I remember when this was called ‘condescending behavior.’ Now we have a ton of gender-specific terms for it, and are committing one of them when we attempt to point the first sentence out.

On a side note, I call my dog ‘pupper doggers.’ No relevance...just thought I’d throw that out there.

While eating some poutine and wearing his/her toque, too.

What is this ‘talking’ you speak of? Which app do I use for that?

How to fight back against manspreaders:

1. If the train is nowhere near full, as is the one in the picture, find another seat.

With that said, I agree with det-devil-ails - to this day, if seats are in short supply, I’ll absolutely stand up (every time) for a lady or an elderly person, etc., and what saddens me is that…

Isn’t New York/NYC sort of a Democratic state?