Team Will Ferrell. Even when he’s saying something that’s not complimentary he manages to seem really nice. Also I loathe lateness.

As a foreign, buying yogurt in the US is so bloody difficult.

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

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Would that make him a reformon?

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I’ll tell you the reason.

They do not want to draw any extra attention to this case, because it hurts them. If you wish to sell people on the idea that everyone should have a gun for self defense this is the last thing you want to talk about.

Consider that a legal gun owner in a matter of 3 seconds after calmly…

I can’t with this one. I know people with kids in that school. My kids are going to look a lot like him in a few years. The horror is an old friend because I’ve witnessed the sheer hell my friends have gone through. The terror is knowing I’m one fucking traffic stop from this.

But it is unrealistic to expect that to happen in a single moment and watching all the moment which lead up to that could be helpful for people struggling to make the same journey.

I’ve cut out three of them. You are not alone.

You are evil, and should be put in charge at once.

#notallcokeheads

Having twins at home seems like a terrible idea. It’s already considered a high risk birth. Have them at a damn hospital Beyoncé, Christ it’s not worth it when it’s your newborn babies’ and your safety at stake! Homebirth is dangerous and your home is not a hospital no matter how much medical equipment you stuff it…

The brand is still responsible, and how they handle that issue says who they are. In my work, it’s customary to hire independent contractors to help with the job. Guess who is responsible if one screws up? 

Jessica Alba has been dead to me ever since she sued The Honest Toddler for copyright infringement, despite the HT blog being established first.

I somewhat agree, in that I have serious doubts about whether Trump was involved with anything that went wrong. I think he’s too stupid to be involved in anything so nefarious without it coming out, partly because if he has anything to do with it, he’d have bragged about how smart he was for doing it by now.

I’ve never believed Trump was an agent, he’s too dumb. But could he have illegal ties to the country via his businesses? Yes. Could he have encouraged the campaign hacking in an illegal way? Yes. Or maybe he didn’t, but his cronies did. We will wait and see. But I do think his mouth will be his undoing, should it come…

And since he was clearly drinking

I always refuse a breathalyzer when I haven’t been drinking.