We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

remember, he has no idea how anything works.

That’s exactly why all of them should be taken away. It’s pretty abusive to teach your children to be cruel.

In May, two of five children of the YouTube celebrity couple DaddyOFive and MommyOFive, Heather and Michael Martin, were removed from their custody

Eh, marrying for money is fine. But at some point you have to take responsibility for who you marry. Its clear that Melania, by sticking with Trump, loves money more than morality, ethics, or her adoptive country.

Yeah, this doesn’t seem worth getting upset about.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Can we start a campaign to make HBO extend Insecure to 10 episodes a season?? 8 is way too short!

He’s hot, in shape, and pleasant-seeming—three things entirely unfamiliar to these goblins.

Favorite guest star? Mine may be Julianne Moore based on accent alone.

I can’t believe the way that newspaper printed what you said the other day, Liz Lemon.

THEN WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF OWNING NETFLIX??

Back in my very depressed days of 2013, 30 Rock was the only thing that let me get some sleep. I’d seen all of the episodes enough that I didn’t have to really pay attention and could drift off, but it was just engaging enough to keep my brain from wandering into the dark places. Even now, when I’m having trouble…

The one where Ratchel Dratch is the little blue guy that Tracy sees when he takes meds before going on Conan.

I found out my ex was cheating when I was 8 months pregnant. I locked down emotionally and decided I could stick it out for two years, instead of taking my toddler and soon-to-be-newborn and trying to manage on my own. I was a SAHM so I frankly needed that financial security.