I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

I’m shocked that your grammar is poor.

Trigger, please.

To be fair I wouldn’t want my kids to learn how to be a degenerate gambler and get me killed by the mob, either.

And for one moment. Just one. The Universe was perfectly aligned.

I hear they give you a full year off in Philadelphia.

I didn’t even notice the shirt at first. I thought Green was mocking LeBron by just having a natural hairline.

I had World Cup tickets coming in from Italy (no idea why they were printed there), but the person on the envelope had to sign for it. I got an email on Thursday saying they were in Verona, Italy and the way it was moving, I thought it would be here Fri/Sat. After stops in Leipzig and Cincy, it arrived on Monday where…

Funny how there is a roundtable discussion here when it’s hard to find episode reviews here. It’s like for a few weeks y’all forgot about this show.

Shaquem Griffin is going to be next jersey i will buy as someone who has bad left hand since birth you and your brother are living a dream myself and my little brother only dream about thank you for been a hero every disabled America disabled citizen in world

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

It’s the same reason Robinson Cano is no longer a Yankee and Dustin Pedroia got paid. Cano “made it look easy and effortless” while Pedroia is “gritty and a grinder.” Code words will always be in place when it comes to accolades.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Not sure, but I bet it involves smoking cigarettes and wearing a matching tracksuit.

He actually currently lives in Omaha of all places so I guess...Birmingham Alabama?

“Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everything!”

“I don’t want no Fop. I’m a Dapper Dan man.”

Not to be outdone, Prada is going to open the Fop atelier next door.