Over 40? That ish would be out of touch if he was 20.
Irsay kept the eightball, though.
He actually looks like Kevin Durant if Kevin Durant ate another Kevin Durant.
Do you think Umar shows up as David Ortiz for the Halloween party every year?
“I really should have had that LeBortion.”
America.
I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.
It’s amazing how much stupid shit one person can say in a paragraph, but let me try to break this down.
It’s also Rex Ryan’s pet name for his wife.
When I was a kid, there was an older black woman in the house next to ours named Ms. J. who took care of her older,…
He’s black.
Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:
Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.
Elaine, I want you to note the date. December 3. That is when the Bills had no choice but to switch to the man who shares my name... and my love of throwing interceptions. For you see I learned to play football in Mongolia and there the goal wasn’t to hit the receiver with the pass, no the goal was to the hit the…
what the cuck’s going on here?
Me? I’ll remember the nachos.
*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*