Not sure, but I bet it involves smoking cigarettes and wearing a matching tracksuit.

He actually currently lives in Omaha of all places so I guess...Birmingham Alabama?

Oh honey

A) I was 17

Counterpoint:

CTE.

The networks are salivating at promoting that!!

The Eagles defense is fantastic, but this needs to be reiterated: after leaving USC in disgrace, Sarkisian managed not to fuck up Alabama’s offense for one year, and was hired by a team fresh off of a Super Bowl appearance with a top offense, the league MVP and no key offensive skill position losses. Under his watch,…

“Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everything!”

“I don’t want no Fop. I’m a Dapper Dan man.”

Not to be outdone, Prada is going to open the Fop atelier next door.

Over 40? That ish would be out of touch if he was 20.

20 minutes ragging HARD on OJ Simpson

Irsay kept the eightball, though.

He actually looks like Kevin Durant if Kevin Durant ate another Kevin Durant.

Do you think Umar shows up as David Ortiz for the Halloween party every year?

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

America.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.