It’s amazing how much stupid shit one person can say in a paragraph, but let me try to break this down.
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It’s also Rex Ryan’s pet name for his wife.
When I was a kid, there was an older black woman in the house next to ours named Ms. J. who took care of her older,…
He’s black.
Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:
Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.
Elaine, I want you to note the date. December 3. That is when the Bills had no choice but to switch to the man who shares my name... and my love of throwing interceptions. For you see I learned to play football in Mongolia and there the goal wasn’t to hit the receiver with the pass, no the goal was to the hit the…
what the cuck’s going on here?
Me? I’ll remember the nachos.
“Please clap”
Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?
A magnificent summation <chef kiss>.
How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid
As an unbiased observer I can say that in a sport where you can call holding on pretty much any play, 33 quarters is pretty significant. Do I care? No. Is it a conspiracy? I doubt it. Do the Cowboys suck? Yes.
Too bad Rick Pitino got fired, two minutes is more than enough experience for him.
Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.
Asked to explain his 1st interception, Peterman said: “Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men’s…
Obviously a Decepticon...
*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*