I know this pandemic isn’t fun, but can we just not with parties? Reality sucks right now, sure, but could you just do drugs with your immediate household and experience a new reality in a safe way? 

Sometimes you just have to stand there in your wrongness and be wrong. That might mean telling the truth and dealing with the consequences, or it might mean keeping it to yourself and dealing with that emotional burden. Only you can determine which option is the better one based on the specifics of your relationship…

This crisis you’ve been suppressing isn’t meant to be resolved, it’s meant to be endured.

Seriously, though, you have to be able to mass produce cheap cult shoes.  Can’t be too fancy.

So we’re okay with the rest of that outfit then?

I would love to have the massive self confidence that it takes to lie so blatantly and then be so completely unrepentant when caught. Or maybe it’s self delusion. Either way, I bet on a day to day basis she has less anxiety and depression than I do.

I look forward to seeing clips of her appearances as a Fox News contributor on The Daily Show.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

I love this title and article. Please do many more of these. 

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

Whenever some shit like this happens, I just want one follow-up question:

Has there ever been an instance where something offensive, ignorant, and bigoted was put in the entire context and everyone was cool immediately thereafter?

I think NPH is just doing whatever sounds fun to him at this point. He’s living his best life.

Missing from your list: PIVOT!!!!

While Ross was a terrible character, David Schwimmer was a deeply underrated physical comedian upon re-watch.

$200.

Peter + Dean 4ever

It is an internet crime for this article to not have a photo.