Gracie Bronze

"When your food supply runs out, what will you tell your starving kids?"

I've got a neighbor who is all into this. He's got a bunker with a ten year supply of canned goods, so he's ready. He even gave me a tour. While I was down there, I stole his can opener though.

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Love you Deadspin, don't ever write about curling again. Jennifer* Jones.

"and several employees say that didn't see him at there that night."

You try spinning yourself in circles for 4 hours. See how coherant and in control of your faculties you are then.

I find it quite amusing that his last name is 'Sharper' as this guy appears to be one thick, dim-witted idiot. He just doesn't seem to get it.
At this point he just probably just change his last name to Rapist.

Because of Hitler?

Will this book pay homage to Ariel Castro's 11 year undefeated streak?

Dwight Howard is so vain. The fans weren't referring to him, they were referring to Moe Howard, and his spurning of Hollywood to work in New York City. But they still got it wrong, as it was Shemp who fucking sucked.

Worthwhile project: "Disappointing Moments In Cleveland Sports Coloring Book." [Kickstarter, h/t Same Sad Echo]

By "VERY SERVICEABLE" he obviously means that he'll blow you for a spring training invite.

And not one smudge. Crafty lefty indeed.

Fans were also encouraged to "telex" in the event of a fax machine malfunction, but unfortunately, he hasn't been seen since Pimp My Ride.

How exciting! Milwaukee residents must be thrilled to catch a glimpse of what the future has in store.

The best part of that is despite having 3 players lying in a heap Canada retained puck possession.

It takes a special kind of man to be a contributing member of his community. Some athletes take the paycheck and hit the clubs. But then you have the athletes that choose to give back to the team, the fans and to the cities they love.
While some athletes choose to run little-league games or appear at charitable events,…

In the end, Martin felt his only option was to walk away from a realm so unfamiliar and hostile.