By Mired In The Grey

To be perfectly honest, I don't quite remember the arrival of the Trans-Am as being a monumental occasion in our household. As far as momentous occasions went, my birth and that time an angry crow ended up in our basement via the chimney were hard to top.

1. JP 2
2. Lech Walesa
3. Tether-ball
4. Fireman's
5. Copernicus
6. North
7. Barber
3,987. Stripper
5,000. South

One of my earlier recollections of the Grand Lemans was from when I was about 5. My mother was going to take me to McDonalds for lunch, and I was so excited I almost passed out. I was going to punch Grimace right in his fat, stupid, nightmare- inducing face. But as is known to happen, fate intervened in the form of a…

I wrote this letter after a particularly heavy night of drinking.
It was the evening of perhaps one of the worst experiences in fast-foodom I had ever been privy to. The restaurant chain in question had always been there when I needed it to be, and writing this letter seemed like I was tattling on it. I was torn…

My dad recently purchased a 3 year-old GMC Sierra pick-up truck with 35,000 miles on it for less than $10,000. I’m not sure how he finds these deals, nor do I wish to discuss it further. What I do wish to discuss further is the fact that I am now the proud owner of a 2002 Champagne colored Chevy Malibu vis-à-vis the…