I have officially been out of the food service game for exactly two months, 6 days, 16 hours, and 13 minutes. I still frequent the bar where I worked because my friends still work there, I’m friends with several of the regulars, and they have great beer. I can hardly wait for the day when some jackass is rude to one…

I just heard an insanely nice story. An old man named peg-leg bob (you heard me and yes he had a real peg-leg) passed away a few years back hometown. He was a lonely old coot with no family and ate at the same steak place 4 times a week, eating the same thing every time. I had to go to that restaurant yesterday for a…

Thank you, BCO, for I have found my life’s purpose: to be like that couple in the coffee shop.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

My story I had almost forgotten about until I saw this thread.

This BCO.... this BCO has EVERYTHING (to make you believe in Justice!)....

That woman needed a good punch to the crotch. If there are people already lined up when you enter the establishment, you take your place at the back of the line and wait. I don’t care how quick you’ll be or that you just need one small thing, get to the back of the line and wait your damn turn you entitled piece of…

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IN NOBECKASTAN DURING THE FALL HARVEST CELEBRATION THEY THROW A MIXTURE OF FRUIT JUICE AND VODKA IN EACH OTHER'S FACES TO REPRESENT THE UPCOMING REFRESMENT OF THE EARTH BY WINTER!

I worked in a library when I was in High School. There was nothing worse than the people who thought “library” meant “free babysitting”.

I like your version better!

Lobster Lady is in her early 50’s, and her eyes pointed outward away from each other.

I’ve actually had a couple request two tables so they could each sit alone, shout across the aisle to each other as they ate, and both use a coupon.

The "hot enough" thing drove me off the wall. People would come in and order their lattes at 190-200 degrees, MILK CURDLES AT 180 YOU NASTIES. Also, steaming it to much hotter than the typical "extra hot" setting makes the milk spit viciously and I'm not about to burn myself just so you can melt the lining of your…

It’s the packing peanuts of the food world.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

poorer folks were a part of the landscape

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

EVERY. THING. This BCO... THIS BCO, it... has EVERY. THING.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

EVERYTHING!!!!! This post had EVERYTHINGGGG!!!!!!!!