Morangite and Rose Gold? Can we see a pic tho? Sounds LOVELY.

I resonate with this story pretty significantly. My parents weren’t really over controlling - but they expressed extreme disapproval often, and I was extremely obedient. I was never a rebellious child - except in very covert and minute ways (like not wearing the rubber bands on my braces, wearing my socks inside out).…

Exactly. I’ve been divorced for 5 years now, and people still ask me when I’m getting married again. Oh fuck that nope. I’m not bitter, I enjoy relationships with men, I just don’t want to be married. I have different life goals now. Sometimes my life goals include lying around in my pajamas alone all day.

Okay, I got three years here before Supernova becomes a barren, unlovable, wasteland of a human being according to the science man. Lets put this shit in fourth gear and slam my standards into the ground so I don’t have to deal with looks at Thanksgiving.

also - people who don’t want to get married just...don’t get married.

Statistics do not work that way!

Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime. People would probably not marry out of desperation to be coupled with someone, ANYONE, if that were the case.

Funny that the $64,000 question has never been adjusted for inflation. Unless the answer to the question has been adjusted in value?

Well theres 0% chance of getting divorced if you don’t get married. So that’s always an option (though for some of us that option was chosen for us).

The only surefire way to never get divorced is fuckmarriageitsdumb.

You know your chance of getting a divorce? 50 percent. You either will or you won’t. Fuck it.

Look, D-Listed is dumb. But people are really, really going to have to accept that in casual/non-medical speech, “vagina” is synonymous with “vulva” nowadays. Language usage changes, and at this point people are just being pedantic. Outside of sex ed and anatomy discussions and whatnot, put it on the shelf next to…

Could you work your magic on a certain British actor who resembles an otter?

• You probably already knew this, but Taylor Schilling and Carrie Brownstein are all coupled up. [Dlisted]

I’ll keep it one hundo right now and say if I looked like that I would probably be having sex w every single person on this planet just like pointing fingers “you over there bonin’ time”

As a divorce lawyer, I’m here to say that the divorce lawyer in that Radar Online article is a misleading moron. Let’s break it down, shall we?

No judgement! Just an understanding.

As a George Clooney fan, I have say Yay for George showing mad respect to his hometown and family.
As an Amal fan, I have to say Yay for a posh Brit stepping outside of her comfort zone for the hubs
And as a native Kentuckian, I would say go fuck yourself for making fun of the state, but we Kentuckians have too much…

Gosh, I wonder how she dealt with the outhouses and not being allowed to wear shoes? Did she help milk ole Bessie and feed the chickens before breakfast? What did the townsfolk think of all them teeth?

Too bad George’s downhome/country hick aunt isn’t around anymore.