I don't buy the whole "but the songs were written by committee!" argument in general, but this tweet was pretty funny: "That album had more writers on it than Wellbutrin."

Dude's seen some shit.

That must have Hurt.

"In life, Prince was famous for swiftly cracking down on unauthorized uploads of his music to YouTube and the like"

Also nice to have Jared here to dutifully clear Erlich's bong rips.

"because you have no cock."

"Voice Over actors weren't supposed to have feelings… neither were blade runners."

Hey, LBJ's aides made it work.

He stays on message.

He does have bigger hands than Trump.

"The A.V. Club takes no responsibility for subsequent meetings with your Human Services rep."

"a 12-year battle with cancer."

I had brief conversation with him at a bookstore in Hyde Park during the 2008 primaries, and was shocked that he even had a couple minutes to spare. It wasn't a political event. He was just browsing. His kids were running around while Secret Service agents stood around listening to what I assume was a ball game in…

*Clinton blasts Bad Brains from campaign bus*

His Wikipedia entry is apparently mid-edit and its current inconsistent past/present tense status is just sad as fuck.

What the fuck.

"Sorry, I already tipped the virtual chambermaid."

They're not wrong.

Rastaman cell phone vibration, yeah!

Triumph of the Will?