"The shell-shocked host took his family on a vacation to Hawaii, where Shandling also happened to be staying, and the two ended up spending the week together"

This quickly turned into that scene in The People v OJ where Marcia Clark comes in with her new hairdo.

Ours goes "Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop… DING… Mmmbop"

Ha ha ha *loosens tie* yeah that sounds so horrifying and dumb.

"Have you noticed that our caps actually have little pictures of skulls on them?"
"…"
"Are we the baddies?"

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It'd be a huge waste if Trump Has Tiny Hands PAC doesn't capitalize on this earned media opportunity.

"Go on, do your duty." - Stannis

I know I've said it before but not only is it stupid on its face, it was popularly used to describe G.W. Bush, A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC.

Perhaps a good gimmick account will do the trick.

It's this cycle's "you could have a beer with him."

Correction: Upon further editorial review, we have determined that Olivia Wilde is too old to play that role. We sincerely regret the error.

I love that the parenthetical of Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (The Angry American)" sounds like a thoughtful Graham Greene-style meditation on the Iraq War.

"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Quidditch Post of Life"

Also adding to my "confrontationally imply that I am a time traveller" repertoire.

"I'M A GARBAGE PERSON!"

Safe to say Deadwood isn't going to be seeing any Hearst money.

I'm sure someone else on AVC has pointed out that it doesn't even make sense. You made her famous… in the middle of her award acceptance speech?

I'm sure someone else on AVC has pointed out that it doesn't even make sense. You made her famous… in the middle of her award acceptance speech?

After they'd finished filming the bulk of Transformers 3 in Chicago, I was heading south on Michigan and watched as a helicopter hovered close to the Trump Tower, right over the river and bridge. When apparently unannounced pyrotechnics went off close to the helicopter, which wildly swerved away, some people started…