"You still watch VHS?!"

Saying that an Oscar boycott is racist to whites is a pretty roundabout way of admitting that the Academy is super fucking white.

*shows up with castanets*

How many poor souls have shown up to the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival in full Confederate reenactors garb?

MEDIOCRE

Rickman: I played Richard III.
Shalhoub: Five curtain calls.
Rickman: There were five curtain calls.

“That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.”

"it's a sign of the film's astonishing paucity of imagination that Carrey's first order of business, outside of house-training his dog and endowing his girlfriend with larger breasts, is to get back his job as a wacky, 'lighter-side-of-the-news' reporter at a local Buffalo TV station"

The Errant Bow Strikes Back

*pours one out for Grooveshark*

Adolfable.

Yeah, the set list was peak Iggy:

My late night tribute to Bowie involved the '77 David Bowie/Iggy Pop Aragon Theater bootleg (which has fucking insane versions of "No Fun" and "Search and Destroy"), rye whiskey, and not watching Jimmy Fallon. In a way, I've been paying tribute for years.

It looks like his polyester suit helped him slide right in there.

I love that Bowie dropped his first (almost unrecognizable) record the same day Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band came out. And yet here we are.

Gov. LePage will be relieved to hear that D-Money and Smoothie are not on the bill.

The Descendants' Milo Aukerman is a research biochemist for DuPont according to his LinkedIn profile.

Hard pass.

"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else… noticed?"

Daddy's got a new Fifty-Five minute drama.