Netflix and ciele?

I feel like 1,000+ year old West Saxon epics and foundational texts of Western society should be exempt from spoiler alerts.

This was the first draft of Edward Snowden's tweet to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

"Do you bleed in MPAA acceptable quantities?"

It's like what they say about how we're living in the Golder Shower of TV.

Marrying a 5 year old would have been a poor call.

You have to lick my balls, Mharti! We're in the year 2015 now what do you think goes on here, Mharti?!

It's much, much harder to kick a digital file off your lawn.

"Oh, we see him just fine." - NSA

In other words you blue yourself?

"Also, I’d like to order one large person with extra people, please. White people. N-n-n-no, black people. Hispanic on half."

Gritty reboot working title: No Country For Old Men in Black

You didn't see Jessica Brown Findlay?

You'd think Thai jails wouldn't need all that much help scaring kids.

You're a loose cannon, Cosby.

"America’s least-loved comedian (sorry, Jeff Dunham)"

*Liam Neeson sighs, re-ties broken bottles to fist*

LEELOO DALLAS MOOLTI-PASS

I remember back when FXNC sued Al Franken for using "fair and balanced" in his book title the federal judge basically laughed and said the slogan was likely legally invalid, not that he did anything about it.

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.