In fairness though, In Bruges Ray isn't much less mopey than TD Ray and they actually share a lot in terms of backstory. In Bruges just couches the brooding in a naturally funny script and TD, for all its debatable qualities, doesn't.

The Available at Amazon ads missed a real opportunity to sell Everybody Poops here.

Subway: Eat Flesh!

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8

I can't tell if Lucy is James or Ford in this scenario.

Snitches get inexplicable comedy careers.

Not so fast. The final test is you're going to have to walk this duffel bag with 650g of blow through that TSA check point.

I definitely read Resident Evil: Redistribution at first and was about to give props to Dinesh D'Souza for really making something out of post-conviction life.

Sure when Frank Grillo fights peanut butter-loving little girls it's a "Universal produced horror-thriller" and when I fight peanut butter-loving little girls it's "assault of a minor."

There's an app for that!

I just want to tell Reposted A7x Fan good luck. We're all counting on you.

*Roberto Benigni stands on interrogation room table, shouts incoherently*

In the sense that he was a soldier, Paul and his character arc reminded me a bit of Bodie from The Wire.

It's on par with Rick Potion #9.

The delivery on "Holy shit, this guy's taking Roy off the grid!" was perfect.

I'm American and I say "fish."

Actually overheard in a Chicago bar while "Lithium" was playing on the PA:

Dirk Gently always makes me think of a non-gritty Boogie Nights reboot.

The best part of all this is that Meek Mill believes that someone peeing on Drake in a movie theater (which apparently happened) somehow speaks worse of Drake than the guy who pissed on him.

Fortunately for the convention, the Venn diagram overlap between "Lollapalooza attendees" and "young Republicans" is so vanishingly small that it doesn't qualify as a potential scheduling conflict.