I am an ASE Master technician, a powertrain calibration engineer, and I also hold a US patent in evaporative emissions testing equipment.

"discovered that an electrical connect had melted causing fuel to spill onto the gas tank."

Visibility

I'd give up a touch of viability NOT to crush like a beer can when hit. It's obvious why modern cars are not like antique ones.

Sounds like an Chevy Astro van with an exhaust leak.

Hands down, any timing belt on any Audi. Example my 2003 Allroad.

Had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick....

"It's faster than cars that cost three times as much and weigh more" I'm assuming you mean less instead of more.

Sorry, it's hard to be sympathetic no matter what bullshit explanation is given.

The Roadmaster Estate Wagon does not have "Rack and Pinion" steering...

EPIC MEH.

@leighv: I have driven "fast cars" but this is the only one I quantitatively have driven "fast". Driving a GT2 on the street with cops everywhere? Meh, I'll pass thanks. Try running a rattling 1991 $500 Saturn door to door with a 1986 E30 down turn 11 at Gingerman, trying to see who will brake first at 101 miles an…

A more interesting question would be "What is the slowest car you have driven fast?"

The "Humvee" did not exist until 1984.

"I’m no collector, you drive them thangs and I might respect ya"

@BuckDiablo: Sounds simple enough to me... I get it. I'm not sure what the hell is wrong with the rest of these people.

Obviously the answer is:

Can't wrap a chain around a unibody.. THAT is lame. Suck it Toyota.

Wait... A six story tall steel cored structure sticking out of a pond surrounded by nothing higher than a Pizza Hut got hit by lightning? Really?