And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

KNOCK ON WOODY IF YOU’RE WITH ME!

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

Counterpoint: Lamar Jackson actually believes he can throw a football now and this overconfidence leads to a Ravens implosion over the course of the season.

Ferrari gambled that Seb would return to form this year, and he obviously hasn’t. Leclerc’s ability to rise to the occasion in his rookie year with the team has been a happy coincidence. Seb may have one more season in him, but if he doesn’t get his mojo back I doubt they’ll have to show him the door, he can find his…

A sixth race on a row that isn’t boring, hows that.

That Italian anthem for the constructor...goosebumps. Leclerc is quickly becoming my new favorite driver. As cool and unflappable on the track as he is warm and gracious off it. Held off the Silver Arrows with panache!

we don’t get to see his brilliance

To be honest, as much as it has been fun to laugh at this utter insanity of a train wreck, it is also really sad to see Brown be released as he is among the best, if not the best, WR in NFL today. So the fact that we don’t get to see his brilliance, especially due to something as insane as this, is tragic in a way.

A mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani was pegged as the suspect...

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

This is the one and only instance where I can defend upper management of the Raiders. Antonio Brown is a freaking troll, he’s the guy who calls customer service and demands a rebate and when they agree he asks to speak to the manager. Antonio Brown is a talented version of Royce White, he’s just a guy who can’t…

I’m on board. Blame the morons, not the manufacturer.  But Tesla does suck in many ways.. one of which is the way they sell their autopilot. I mean go beyond the name and what that may or may not imply, go to their website and read what they say this system will do.  It’s dangerously over-optimistic and fuzzes the…

it’s just like bathroom etiquette, people have stopped following social norm rules and are all in for their own selfishness. Only burning them (not just threatening) with tickets/boots/tows will get them to even slightly change their behaviour.

Why are we shouting that Tesla “let” the driver do anything? Is the licensing process for operating these machines that meaningless now? As someone licensed for the privilege to drive cars on public roads (yes, it’s a privilege and should be regarded as such) everyone should be fully aware of their responsibilities…

I would say it is socially verboten everywhere, but people don’t follow social mores anymore.  I see it a lot here at gas stations with a Dunkin’ in them.  People don’t even get gas. They just park at the pump and get their “coffee” and leave.  Insane.  The Shell I go to by my house also has a car wash and I see…

Yes, the gas pump parkers are a most vile subgroup of humans. I’m confident these are the same people who spread out their jackets in the entirety of an overhead bin on a crowded flight and then give you the stink eye if you dare ask to disturb their precious garment so you can put up your roller bag.

I must have read 40 of those old Target novelizations and it seemed like every other one was written by Terrance Dicks.  He was, in many ways, my entry into Doctor Who.

I wouldn’t necessarily say that Max’s mistake was ‘uncharacteristic’ of him. Silly yes, but occasionally he likes to squeeze his car into a gap that is simply not big enough. Sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn’t, as we saw at Spa. 

“Customers like seeing the eggs” and “we can insert flashy-colored paper beneath” are two of the shittiest reasons and they’re contradictory.  I hate marketing people more than I can describe.