To me the right answer is to get a train ticket and head south. There are routes that go south towards Dallas and New Orleans. Somewhere South of Kentucky get off the train and go to a local used car dealer. $5k for a 4x4 V8 pickup in your choice of colors, transmissions and brands (if you wait until Texas it might be…

I “drove” one of those once while I was in college. I worked for the school’s fleet maintenance shop. The college had a DJ which had broken down. I don’t remember why it wouldn’t move on its own, but do remember we had to crawl under it and remove the (comically short) drive shaft. We then had to tow it back to the…

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

They are 10-hour shifts, so not quite that fast, but yes fairly quick. More like one lift every 8 seconds. Yes, that is what car production is like - but the lifting overhead part is obviously not everyone’s job.

Detroit actually has some of the best drinking water in the country... 

This is the same landlord who let you turn their backyard into a mudding hole after a neighbor complained about you doing it to the one you rent from them, right?

Front loading washer.

Here’s a handy guide for future use

Fixed that headline for you

It’s a pretty solid indication that these potential tariffs will inevitably fall back onto one party: buyers.

“the focus is tracking down lost treasures.”

The change doesn’t happen until 24 or so. Until then, your nerve cells aren’t fully covered by myelin, which is an electrical insulator. Your brain is, quite literally, short circuiting. That’s one of the main reasons teenagers are so fucking stupid.

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

Everybunny loves a rally event!

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

“So, why don’t the automakers just follow the CARB rules and thus would be complying with the US Federal rules?”

Simply because the headline is false and prima facie asinine - far from taking a stand on climate change or some such Gawker nonsense, automakers just want a harmonized set of regulation as not to increase…

Here it is without the UPS livery;

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Another important thing about oil filters is make sure the rubber ring stayed on the top of the old filter. If you have two rubber rings on your new filter, you’re going to have a bad day soon. Haven’t had one come off personally, but I’ve seen the pictures of the aftermath.