I bet it would require some change to the front doors so the front passengers could enter/exit comfortably. This is a parts bin autonomous car. 

You’re thinking of Chicago. Also cold. Better pizza.

It’s not as bad as all that! We have coney dogs!

Detroit! It’s also freezing cold and you don’t have to worry about crowded public transportation!

There are a lot of European countries that offer those benefits, but still have problems with low birth rates. I think it’s more of a problem with people not willing to take on the trade-offs and sacrifices involved with having children.

He should have got a Ford Explorer signature edition.

you vacuumed up all the good puns.

They didn’t give, did they? Just subcontracted it!

Silao is salivating right now...

It’s a convert from ACDelco-ism.

It’s important to remember the amount of *STUFF* you’ll be hauling around with four kids that age. Speaking from years of experience here.

That’s a sick burn right there.

Perhaps a Focus imported from China?

U-turns are legal unless posted.

North Korea! Chevy, why?

Think of the video! “Moab reacts to David’s Renegade...”

The Detroit Parade Company agrees with you...

The Jeep nameplate you’ll pay the $$$s for, the Ram truck line quality you’ll curse for the many dealer service visits to come...

It’ll take 2 years to get the assembly line converted over.