“She was a respected journalist and I feel this new show takes her credibility down considerably low.”— Waco anchor. I’d like to blame our shitty textbooks for the quality of this observation, but that would be reductive.

“A guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with finger guns. How weird is that?”
- Mr. Universe

Ayn Randian cunt bag.

[T]he Today Show used to have a...monkey as a co-host! A monkey!

That descent into the bowels of the “hospital” is one of the most frightening sequences I have ever seen.

Got a great deal on a used PS4 a few months ago and got Until Dawn for free off of Playstation Plus. My kid started UD before I got a chance to, and since there’s only 1 save state allowed) he’s kind of cock-blocking me playing the game.

It’s not incredibly obscure, but if you haven’t seen it the original, Spanish language/English subtitles [REC] is just awesome.

Prince of Darkness is over-earnest and some of the dialogue is a bit spotty, but overall it’s very effective. The “dream broadcast” with the dark figure(s) emerging from the church ... in the context of the film, that shit’s straight up bone-chilling.

How often do women do that kind of obnoxious over explaining?

I don’t see any way that something like large-scale disarmament would occur without incredible violence.

“a lot of cops are conservatives and conservatives are idiotically in love with voting for things that harm them”

You! Yes, you: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

What do you need a fully automatic weapon for? Hunting deer?

Nope

I just hope that, in Hell, Roger Ailes can feel every bullet, every time.

Trump managed to deliver a speech that didn’t manage to alienate/piss off just about everyone involved.

The President sounded like a drugged up cunt that was forced to say nice things. Fuck him and his lies.

And yet it somehow still needs to be explained to clue-bereft jamokes who don’t get it.

Drop the “guinea” and you nailed it.