He’s 2 and 1.

Luke had already learned his lessons

One fucking movie comes out that you don’t like, and from that you built this whole loopy idea that outlines the guy’s intent, his ability in his profession, and ultimately the point you want to make is about the most hyperbolic one you could make.

It interests me that as a life long Star Wars fan... that scene you snipped was my favorite.

Bagel!!

one of my favorites, Linklater or otherwise.

A friend posted an ad for one of those sock slider things with a “ha-ha look at the lazy Americans” comment. I immediately jumped in with joy as it was the perfect thing when I had sciatica. I had just told a technician doing one of my many tests that the most painful thing I did was putting on my socks. I don’t…

Yeah, I came here to post this (for example, the Snuggie is a lot less ridiculous when you learn it’s intended for people who are paraplegic or otherwise confined to a wheelchair), and that it’s made me a lot less snarky about these products.

It’s too bad Bruce Campbell is too old to play him since most of Duke’s lines were ripped from Army of Darkness.

It really wasn’t, love it or hate it. Now, Mother!—that was batshit crazy.

Truly, you are a man of constant sorrow.

I know I’m going to hell for this, but:

One word: Mask.

“Xena can’t fly!”

I’d agree with you if you said pizza instead of whatever the heck that concoction is.

“If we can kill our enemies but we can’t jack them off, then how are we better than them?”