Of all the odd things that I can rattle off quickly without thinking, “State County Municipal Offender Data System” is definitely high on the list.

Wrong Province. You need to be in Newfoundland and Labrador my trout. You’ve come from away there b’ye.

On a dark New Brunswick Highway, cool wind in my hair.
Warm smell of poutine, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

Why do you even ask? The answer is of course “Holden Sandman”.

TLX was refreshed in 2018, so there’s that. This is probably a Type-S testing mule, with different driveline. It’s probably got the V6T and running wider tires (base TLX is 225/55R17 - 225/50R18 to 245/40R19 on the A-Spec).

This will be an unpopular opinion, but there will come a day when people regret demonizing the NRA and driving them to oblivion. It is vital for the long-term survival of the United States of America that a significant percentage of our citizens are proficient in the use of firearms. I just do not understand why…

Cancelled my reservation for next week with Enterprise, and now Avis has my business. Also renewed my NRA membership today as well.

I’m not sure how many times I have to restate this for people to understand, but all BMWs come with turn signals, and their owners use them at all appropriate times. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t perceive.

Hey, I’m the IT guy. I ain’t so good with the talking.

“everyone uses/knows metric” is on my list of sensible Genie wishes.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor?

So much waaaaant. Ugh. In a perfect world I’d have this and a Singer Porsche in my restomod garage of glory, but I’m about a million dollars short of that.

That’s not an ornament, that’s the royal standard you peasant.

And switch Canada back to Mosport.

“Totally useless and unnecessary.”

Sling, Playstation Vue. There are options.

I’m Pickle Riiiiiiiiiiick! I turned myself into a pickle!

Lol. My first thought after seeing title and author was, “oh, what a pleasant surprise. An Alanis F1 piece that’s not ridiculing Honda. Cool.”

There is no conflict here. People have free speech, and your employer is free to fire your ass. If I went on a racial tirade in my office, you bet your life I would be out.

All these bikes are great starter bikes. But it’s sponsored, so they’re all Hondas (which is fine). I would suggest any bikes of identical displacements as well, but STAY AWAY FROM ~600cc.