Oh, don’t worry, the Gawker commentariat has long since gone so far left that if any of the Kennedys were running for office today, they would be considered pro-war, capitalist, “establishment” scum.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW! SOMEONE ACTUALLY OWNS A CHEVY SS AND IS IN JALOPNIK’S KINJA. THIS IS NOT A RENTAL CAR MIX-UP DRILL. THE UNICORN HAS BEEN SIGHTED.

Why?

I think my ex had one of those BMW shifters in her nightstand for some reason...

This would never have happened in Canada. After 30 seconds of streaming, you would have used up your data for the month.

Why? You like being slower and heavier? I know a V6 in a full size still takes some getting used to, but these Ecoboosts have some serious nuts on them. Ford nailed it with these.

I’ll take the 3.5TT over the 6.2 V8 any day. After having experienced the 3.5 first hand, that engine is damn impressive. Makes that giant, heavy pick up feel like a sports car.

Hillary Clinton would just be an extension of the Obama administration. She might say that she wants to increase defense spending to certain crowds, but that’s pandering campaign BS and not an actual plank in her platform. The Democrats barely even mention defense during their debates, and when they do it’s about how…

At least the G is a serious vehicle, even if it is a Kardasha-mobile these days (or am I out of date on the specs?). The Landcruiser just seems so big and heavy, even if it does have the right gear. I guess the better question would be: Are Landcruiser buyers just looking for a giant luxury car, or is the off-road…

M1911 .45acp.

This truck is stupid, designed for rich dude-bros who will never use it as intended. Its a codpiece for the Affliction t-shirt wearer. Its a cynical cash grab from Ford.

Or a glitch in the Matrix.

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

“what does it mean to “ride defensively”?”

Ask them why the hell aren’t they bringing the tri-colour livery to North America? In Canada they have classic Honda red and then just matte black and a silver. Why not the bloody best colour scheme that they have as they keep putting it on every press photo. With the gold forks it looks great.

Car doesn’t matter.

“What do you mean thread is over? When a thread gets closed...

An excellent point. Remarkably, this website states “Drive Free Or Die”, yet, most commenters seem to be in favor of autonomous cars. Their rationale is as naive as their pro-autonomy stance is ironic. That is to say, a lot of commenters actually believe that the government will allow Jalops to whiz by autonomous…

I don’t know...the Audi R8 is too slow to be the new NSX.