This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

Also I love you metaphor. My friends and I spent like an hour at work one day comparing the candidates to restaurants. For example Trump is Olive Garden. Somewhere you’d literally never go willingly unless the only other choice was Red Lobster. Ted Cruz: Red Lobster. But surprise romper is better.