Wolverine teams up with Jews to battle Space Nazis. It's directed by Mel Brooks. It's the real Space Opera.

“Wolverine: the Musical”

Lots of heavy drug use, homosexuality and choosing Galactus as the antagonist. That would surprise me for Wolverine 3.

What about “Wolverine 3" could surprise anyone at this point?

How does Fox miss the point every single time. Deadpool did not rake in the monies because it was R. It was something new in a genre people thought was starting to get stale.

Hmmm, an R rated movie with a main character virtually unknown in the US EXCEPT for a terrible Stallone movie made 12 years earlier failed to bring in the dollars? Who could have predicted THAT?

Contractors. I don't know if this ever happened in the comics, but at the end of Batman Begins, when Alfred talks about improving the Batcave while rebuilding the mansion, all I could think of was that pretty much everyone working on the rebuild was going to figure it out.

I do remember they addressed that in "Blackest Night."Hal Jordan: "Clark doesn't wear a mask."Flash: "Clark slouches, drops his voice an octave and wears suits two sizes too large."Plus, always loved how Byrne's reboot had the idea that because he doesn't wear a mask, the general public doesn't even think Superman HAS…

I do remember in early issues of "Outsiders," Batman basically let them believe that Bruce Wayne was funding him and they seemed to buy it but eventually figured it out. But that was fun as, when Batman is badly injured, they unmask to confirm it but don't tell him so when Batman decides to trust them and unmask,…

I don't have the image on hand, but in the very first ever story where Alfred impersonated for Batman, he got to spank Catwoman, so I'm surprised he doesn't volunteer to do it more often.

Alfred did just fine as Batman

Speaking of Batman vs Sherlock.

This is a world where people who follow Superman for a living can't tell that he's Clark Kent without glasses.

I think Superman has helped Bruce keep his secret a couple times by showing up as Batman when Bruce was also around.

Great bit in that "Injustice Gods Among Us" comic where, as Superman starts taking over with soldiers in Gotham, Gordon goes to Barbara to ask about Batman and when she starts to deny it, he snaps "I know, all right? I've always known, I just let you and Bruce do what needed to be done." True, alternate reality but…

Could be worse. He could be this guy who pulls off his mask at every opportunity.

The fact that the majority of Gotham hasn't figured it out shows how braindead they must be. How many super-fit, youngish millionaires are there in Gotham? Especially ones who often very publicly make efforts to improve the city. At the very least, everyone should suspect him as someone who may be funding Batman...…